Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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