It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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