I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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