Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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