quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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