He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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