He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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