What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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