just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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