Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
