Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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