two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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