honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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