I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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