i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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