omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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