Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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