You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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