was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
we should paint friendship bongs
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