"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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