there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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go home
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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