Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
tell me about the eggs
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