i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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