your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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