All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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