Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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