My liver just broke up with me...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Im part way to drunk.
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