Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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