fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I am available for nakedness
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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