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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?

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  We using my standards or yours?

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I wanna be on tlc

  (905): View more from Toronto

  Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...

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• (716): View more from New York

  dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink

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• (917): View more from New York City

  How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?

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  23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  How was the party last night?

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that

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