Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that