I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house