you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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