Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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