I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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