i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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