So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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