On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now