she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.