But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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