The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
birth control should be required to get into college
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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