Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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