Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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