I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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