Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do

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(847): View more from Illinois

just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father

(973): View more from New Jersey

i think girls just don't want to fuck you

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(646): View more from New York

Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit

(646): View more from New York

The facepaint not the blacking out

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(714): View more from California

we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz

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(907): View more from Alaska

I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.

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