You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.