i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
A bitchslap is in order.
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