what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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