this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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