In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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