oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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