I think my fart just growled at me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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