Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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