Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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