I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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