i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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