windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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