You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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