My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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