the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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