can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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