4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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