"it" just moved
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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