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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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